Emergency Eye Wash 84: Homosapien

All of what I say is null unless anticipated by the regret of misfortune. Wtf am I even saying?

Truth is, we’re all human. To treat another like an insubordinate has repercussions like valid dangers, along with the irony of ego flooding in and cascading your dreams and hopes into the dusk of tomorrow. It’s okay, because the dawn you wait for at the end of that terrible night will always be better, brighter, and full of adventure.

Except unless you’re being the biggest retard in the world, which is entirely your fault, and you will probably get hit by a car, killed by a stray bullet, or face the fates mentioned in EEW83. You know.

Option C.

It wasn’t a joke.